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The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow.
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Flattery is the power to describe others as they see themselves.
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For instant energy - nothing beats having the boss walk in.
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Never buy a portable TV set on the sidewalk from a man who's out of breath.
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Thirty is a nice age for a woman - especially if she happens to be forty.
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Maybe you can't be a star - but you need not become a cloud.
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Character is made by what you stand for - reputation is what you fall for.
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I asked why doesn't somebody do something. Then I realized I was somebody.
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People who jump to conclusions generally leap over facts.
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It takes some folks a long time to tell you they have nothing to say.
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Swallow your pride occasionally - it's nonfattening.
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If we defend our habits we have no intention of quitting them.
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Even if you are on the right track - you might get run over if you just sit
there.
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Be careful not to strut your humility.
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You can't climb the ladder to success with your hands in your pocket.
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Tact is the art of building a fire under people without making their blood
boil.
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Stupidity won't kill you - but it can make you sweat.
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He couldn't find his way out a one-room house.
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He couldn't pour water out of a boot even if you wrote the instructions on the
bottom of the boot.
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When the poor eats a chicken, one of them is sick.
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Genius has limits; Stupidity has no limits.
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