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You can't turn back the clock; but you can wind it up again.
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An egotist is someone who talks about himself when you want to talk about
yourself.
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Genuine elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on
tiptoe.
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We have an unique educational system, Algebra is taught in the third grade and
spelling is taught in college.
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People should go into public office for a term and then get back into business
to live under the laws they passed.
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We all know someone with a waterproof voice -- no one can drown them out.
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Maturity is the stage when you don't see eye to eye but can still walk arm to
arm.
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The trouble with bucket seats is that not everyone has the same size
bucket.
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Marriage is the only union that can't be organized,. Both side think they're
management.
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Christians are like pianos, Grand, square upright and are no good unless they
are in tune.
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Do not face the day until you have faced God.
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If you are always dwelling in trouble, change your address.
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A friend is one who knows our faults, yet finds our virtues too.
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The best way to follow human nature is when no one else is present.
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One cannot hold another man down in the ditch without remaining there with him.
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Love, honor and negotiate.
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We may not always see eye to eye but we can try to see heart to heart.
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
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"Nolo Contendere" is a legal term meaning, "I didn't do it judge, and I'll
never do it again."
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Eternity is two people and a 20 pound turkey.
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A trip to nostalgia now and then is good for the spirit, as long as you don't
let it set up housekeeping.
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