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Patriotism is not so much protecting the land of our fathers as preserving the
land of our children.
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Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much but the retirement plan is out of this
world.
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When a man has a "pet peeve", it's amazing how much he pets it.
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Never lie in bed asking yourself questions you can't answer.
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The sins of the stomach are visited on the body.
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We protest against unjust criticism, but we accept unearned praise.
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A change of self is needed more often than a change of scene.
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Don't you wish that people who insist on using nonsense words like "input"
would upshut?
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Being right half the time beats being half right all the time.
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A large part of manners is to know when to pretend that what's happening isn't
happening.
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Have you ever noticed that nothing seems to keep the airlines on schedule as
you arriving at the airport a little late.
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Life is like a bath, the longer you stay in there the more wrinkles you get.
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The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
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A rich man is one who when his pockets are empty, his children fill his arms.
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Smile a while and give your frown a rest.
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Character is made by what you stand for; reputation by what you fail for.
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God will supply. But we must apply.
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When a shower brings a rainbow, we hardly remember getting wet.
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Is the dictionary wrong? It says the dumb can't talk.
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When you reach for the stars, you may not get one , but you won't come up with a
handful of mud either.
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Any time is the right time to say "I love you."
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