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Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll
enjoy it a second time.
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Don't interfere with something that isn't bothering you.
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Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
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It's better to be a has-been than a never-was.
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The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the
harder it is to swallow.
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If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
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If it doesn't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably isn't.
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It doesn't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
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Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.
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The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you
shave his face in the mirror every morning.
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If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.
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Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew; your mouth is probably a
whole lot bigger than you think.
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Only cows know why they stampede.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to
make sure it's still there with you.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.
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Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
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You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is until they get thumped.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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