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Don't name a pig you plan to eat.
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Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.
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Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you
bounce.
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Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
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Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
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A bumblebee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
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Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
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Meanness doesn't happen overnight.
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Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
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Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.
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Don't corner something meaner than you.
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It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
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You can't unsay a cruel thing.
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Every path has some puddles.
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When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
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The best sermons are lived, not preached.
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Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.
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Don't squat with your spurs on.
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Don't judge people by their relatives.
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Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
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