American Cowboy Truths - Page 1

1. Don't name a pig you plan to eat.
2. Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.
3. Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
4. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
5. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
6. A bumblebee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
7. Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
8. Meanness doesn't happen overnight.