Village Idiot

Good Examples of Idiots in Action - Page 2 - Part 2

Life's tough. It is even tougher if you're stupid.
John Wayne

Idiot Number 4 - A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap measuring his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received, in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later he received a letter from the police department that contained a another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.

Idiot Number 5 - A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the money in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it into the bag as well. The cashier refuse and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him, At this point, the robber took his driver's licence out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed the man was over 21 and he put the Scotch in the bag. The robber than ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the licence. They arrested the robber two hours later.

Idiots Number 6 - A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

Idiot Number 7 - A man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti. Michigan at 12:30 A.M. Flashing a gun, he demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he could not open the cash register without a food order. Then he man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they were not available for breakfast. The robber, frustrated, walked away empty handed.

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