SAID FARMER BROWN WHO'S BALD ON TOP WISH I COULD ROTATE THE CROP BURMA-SHAVE	MEN WITH WHISKERS 'NEATH THEIR NOSES OUGHTA HAVE TO KISS LIKE ESKIMOSES BURMA-SHAVE	DON'T TRY PASSING ON A SLOPE UNLESS YOU HAVE A PERISCOPE BURMA-SHAVE	PASSING CARS WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE MAY GET YOU A GLIMPSE OF ETERNITY BURMA-SHAVE	DON'T LEAVE SAFETY TO MERE CHANCE THAT'S WHY BELTS ARE SOLD WITH PANTS BURMA-SHAVE
AT A QUIZ PA AIN'T NO WHIZ BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO KEEP MA HIS BURMA-SHAVE	MANY A FOREST USED TO STAND WHERE A LIGHTED MATCH GOT OUT OF HAND BURMA-SHAVE	BABY YOUR SKIN KEEP IT FITTER OR "BABY" WILL GET ANOTHER SITTER BURMA-SHAVE	USE THIS CREAM A DAY OR TWO THEN DON'T CALL HER-- SHE'LL CALL YOU BURMA-SHAVE	HE LIT A MATCH TO CHECK GAS TANK THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM SKINLESS FRANK BURMA-SHAVE