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Advice with Humor - Wisdom from Military Training Manuals
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'Tracers work both ways.' - Army Ordnance Manual
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'If the enemy is in range, so are you.' - Infantry Journal
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'Five second fuses last about three seconds.' - Infantry Journal
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'Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.' - Naval Ops Manual
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'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.'
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'When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power
left to get you to the scene of the crash.' -- Multi-Engine Training Manual
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'Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on
the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.'
- Emergency Checklist
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'There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.'
Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Montham AFB, AZ
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'You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to
taxi to the terminal.' - Lead-in Fighter Training Manual
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'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.'
US Air Force Manual
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'What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot
screws up, the pilot dies; but If ATC screws up, .... the pilot
dies.' -- Sign over Control Tower Door
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'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered
automatic weapons.'
- General Douglas MacArthur
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