Eskimo Kayak

Puns for the Mind - Page 2

  1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. And surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
  2. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
  3. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
  4. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
  5. A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
  6. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
  7. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
  8. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
  9. A backward poet writes inverse.
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