Your Late Airplane Flight

Some Unfortunate True laws of the Nature of Things Page 1

  1. When the plane you're on is late, the plane you're transferring to is on time.
  2. Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.
  3. Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
  4. Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
  5. Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.
  6. Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.
  7. People to whom you are attracted inevitably think you remind them of someone else.
  8. No books are lost by lending except those you particularly wanted to keep.
  9. How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
  10. If you buy bananas or avocados before they are ripe, there won't be any left by the time they are ripe. If you buy them ripe, they rot before they are eaten.
  11. You never want the one you can afford.
  12. There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
  13. Whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will come in on another one.
  14. Basic Law of Befuddlement and Football: The best defense is a good offense.
  15. No two identical parts are alike.
Your Late Airplane Flight
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