My Mom 26 Things My Mother Taught Me - Page 1 My Mom Taught Me:
1 About Doing a Job Well If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.
2 About Religion You better pray that will come out of the carpet.
3 About Time Travel If you don't straighten up. I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week.
4 About Logic Because I said so, that's why.
5 About More Logic If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to go to the store with me.
6 About Foresight Make sure you have clean underwear in case you're in an accident.
7 About Irony Keep crying and I'll give you something to really cry about.
8 About Science of Osmosis Shut your mouth and eat your supper.
9 About Contortion-ism Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!
10 About Stamina You'll sit there until you all of your spinach is gone.
11 About the Weather This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.
12 About Hypocrisy If I told you once, I told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!
13 About the Circle of Life I brought you into this world and I can take you out.
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