1
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About Doing a Job Well
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If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.
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2
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About Religion
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You better pray that will come out of the carpet.
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3
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About Time Travel
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If you don't straighten up. I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week.
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4
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About Logic
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Because I said so, that's why.
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5
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About More Logic
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If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to go to
the store with me.
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6
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About Foresight
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Make sure you have clean underwear in case you're in an accident.
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7
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About Irony
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Keep crying and I'll give you something to really cry about.
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8
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About Science of Osmosis
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Shut your mouth and eat your supper.
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9
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About Contortion-ism
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Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!
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10
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About Stamina
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You'll sit there until you all of your spinach is gone.
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11
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About the Weather
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This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.
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12
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About Hypocrisy
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If I told you once, I told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!
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13
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About the Circle of Life
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I brought you into this world and I can take you out.
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