My Mom 26 Things My Mother Taught Me - Page 2 My Mom Taught Me:
14 About Behavior Modification Stop acting like your father.
15 About Envy There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have a wonderful life like you do.
16 About Anticipation Just wait until we get home.
17 About Receiving You are going to get it when we get home.
18 About Medical Science If you keep crossing your eyes, they are going to stick that way.
19 About ESP Put your sweater on, don't you think I know when you are cold.
20 How to Become an Adult If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.
21 About Humor When the lawn mower cuts off you toes, don't come running to me.
22 About Genetics You're just like your father.
23 About My Roots Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn.
24 About Wisdom When you get to be my age you'll understand
25 About Justice One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out like you.
26 About Choice Do you want me to stop this car?
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